There are several ways to contact us. Please, read below to find the appropriate one.
Friendly informal contacts
For simple, friendly requests, just visit our Facebook page, friend us and drop us a message.
Formal requests from lawyers and turgid snobs
If you need to send us something really official with signatures and confirmations, you have to use snail mail. Here is the address:
We understand that snail mail can be slow and modern business needs to move fast. In order to serve you better, we encourage you to use our web-form.
Old style fellows and serious people
Emails are still here. firstname.lastname@example.org — That will do it. However, if you belong to one of the categories described above — we reserve the right to delete your email since it was improperly filed. The same goes for things like "If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient..." and "consider the environment and do not print..." Na-ah. Behave. We are men of reason and we like to deal with our kind. Be reasonable. Otherwise, look up. That’s for you.
Haters and people who want to tell us what to do
You can send angry emails to email@example.com. Feel free to replace the dots with the appropriate letters. However, you can use the email as is. Then we’ll know that you’re a hypocrite too.
Guys, why do you read this? Shouldn’t you have stopped reading at the "serious people" part? This site is a joke. But its data is not. Two paragraphs up, please.